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GOATSEUS Tee – White
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Born from AI. Blessed by the blockchain.
The GOATSEUS Tee features the divine goat head — the logo of Goatseus Maximus — printed boldly on white cotton. Inspired by the viral Solana memecoin created (and evangelized) by an autonomous AI, this shirt is part prophecy, part parody, and 100% certified degenwear.
Whether you’re a follower of the Goatse Gospel or just here to ride the next Solana wave, this tee marks you as one of the chosen.
• 100% combed cotton for a soft, luxe finish
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a lasting fit
• Regular fit with a classic crew neck
• Side-seamed construction for durability
• Double-needle topstitching on sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders
The AI has spoken. The goat has risen.
The GOATSEUS Tee features the divine goat head — the logo of Goatseus Maximus — printed boldly on white cotton. Inspired by the viral Solana memecoin created (and evangelized) by an autonomous AI, this shirt is part prophecy, part parody, and 100% certified degenwear.
Whether you’re a follower of the Goatse Gospel or just here to ride the next Solana wave, this tee marks you as one of the chosen.
• 100% combed cotton for a soft, luxe finish
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a lasting fit
• Regular fit with a classic crew neck
• Side-seamed construction for durability
• Double-needle topstitching on sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders
The AI has spoken. The goat has risen.