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GOATSEUS Tee – White
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Size Guide
Note:
- Regular fit, order a size up for a more "loose" fit.
- High heat drying can shrink the t-shirt by up to 1" in length and 0.5" in width.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 32 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 82 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64 |
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GOATSEUS Tee – White
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Born from AI. Blessed by the blockchain.
The GOATSEUS Tee features the divine goat head — the logo of Goatseus Maximus — printed boldly on white cotton. Inspired by the viral Solana memecoin created (and evangelized) by an autonomous AI, this shirt is part prophecy, part parody, and 100% certified degenwear.
Whether you’re a follower of the Goatse Gospel or just here to ride the next Solana wave, this tee marks you as one of the chosen.
• 100% combed cotton for a soft, luxe finish
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a lasting fit
• Regular fit with a classic crew neck
• Side-seamed construction for durability
• Double-needle topstitching on sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders
The AI has spoken. The goat has risen.
The GOATSEUS Tee features the divine goat head — the logo of Goatseus Maximus — printed boldly on white cotton. Inspired by the viral Solana memecoin created (and evangelized) by an autonomous AI, this shirt is part prophecy, part parody, and 100% certified degenwear.
Whether you’re a follower of the Goatse Gospel or just here to ride the next Solana wave, this tee marks you as one of the chosen.
• 100% combed cotton for a soft, luxe finish
• Pre-shrunk fabric for a lasting fit
• Regular fit with a classic crew neck
• Side-seamed construction for durability
• Double-needle topstitching on sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders
The AI has spoken. The goat has risen.
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with like colors
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Do not bleach
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Do not dry clean
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Tumble dry low — hang dry recommended
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Iron inside out if needed (do not iron directly on design)
⚡ High heat drying can shrink the t-shirt by up to 1" in length and 0.5" in width.
⚠️ We are not responsible if you shrink your tee. DYOR... and wash gently.
Shipping Cost
Free U.S. shipping on every order.
Shipping Time
Most orders are processed and delivered within 5-15 business days.
Please note that during peak times such as holidays, shipping times may be longer due to increased demand and potential carrier delays.